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This was the very popular Ireland Calls site for members to share jokes with each other. This forum was described as a place to put 'clean' jokes and was said not to contain any 'adult' or 'risque' jokes!

A few example of the jokes on this forum are shown below!

Doctor ... Doctor

A guy goes to his doctor and doctor says, 'Well we have run all the tests and I have good news and bad news', 'OK', says the guy, 'Give me the good news first'. 'OK', says the doctor, 'you are definitely not a hypocondriac'!!


Seamus goes into the bar one night with a huge smile on his face... "And what are you smiling about?" says Liam. "Well", says Seamus "I've won tickets to Pavoroti", "Ah, that's great", says Liam "Is it for one week or two?"


The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.

"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.

"You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."